Glass God Coming Soon…

So we’re getting quite near the publication date of the Glass God (whoop whoop!) and I figure I’d take this moment to lift some of the litany of complaints from the forthcoming book, that your average mystic community support officer can run into at work…

Sharon was not a morning person.
    She sat behind her desk at 9 a.m., the second coffee of the day cooling beside her, and tried to look interested at a parade of:
    “I’ve been on the night shift for thirty years now, and my boss says that I have to work days because of health and safety.  Days!  I’ve never worked days in all my life, and what’s he going to do when my skin combusts spontaneously beneath the noonday sun?”
    “… and I’m not saying we shouldn’t let werewolves in, because some of my best friends are werewolves, it’s just that…”
    “I’m really concerned about the blood banks.  They say this year is going to be a crisis year, and unless I get my dose, I have to go and harvest my own and that causes all kinds of trouble…”
    “I was like, ‘oh my god, what is he wearing?’ and he was like, ‘babes, put the fangs away’ and I was like, ‘Jesus, did he just say that’…”
    “The use of minotaur horn is utterly outrageous in this modern age…”
    “… Testing on imps…!”
    “ – my TV has started issuing prophecies…”
    “They should have declared it was haunted before we exchanged contracts!”
    “Just because she’s dead doesn’t mean she hasn’t got feelings…”