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ARRRGGGGHHHH!!

I once promised never to blog in rage, but as I’m here, and since it’s on my mind…

HOW MANY BLOODY HOURS CAN IT TAKE TO RE-WIRE THESE BLOODY LIGHTS??

I can answer that question too, as I’m here, and have spent the last few days personally re-wiring them…

LOTS!!!

For anyone who is interested and does care, why oh why oh why can’t we just get in 29 LED batons that can take bloody DMX without all this bloody conversion, which can handle bloody 240 bloody volts without exploding, which don’t need bloody transformers and ethernet cable and bloody hitting with a bloody hammer and which don’t, in every possible way, go wrong, and quite often in ways in which you haven’t even imagined it was possible to go wrong in?!

On the plus side, I have discovered that when faced with ridiculous amounts of stupid bloody stupid re-wiring of stupid bloody stupid equipment, in a hurry, in the dark, I tend to cackle hysterically.  Which is, if nothing else, much better than tears.