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Home at last!!

My own bed!

My own pillows!

A hot shower!

With an actual towel at the end of it!

A hairwash!

Not having to sleep in a jumper!  (When, but when, did it suddenly get cold?)

Forget this train-taking lighting-designer lifestyle, I want cake, and a dressing gown, and fluffy slippers please, and I want them now…

… and that’s about all I really have to say on the subject.

For now…